ONCE AT THE COUGAR COUNTRY CLUB
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“Life is a sum of all your choices".
Albert Camus.
“Oh hello there, welcome my dearest Agnes, I am so glad you came to join us. You have been selected to join the very exclusive Cougar club. Certainly cause for celebration. The Cougar Club is the only club of its kind made for women of a certain age who like cats at a certain number (usually seven or more). Well I have rambled long enough. I cannot wait to see you there.
You arrive to the Cougar Country club in a honda civic with a vanity plate that says “CATSRPPL”. You’re wearing a moo-moo dress.
You are Agnes Martin. 73 years old. You own thirteen cats each named after a famous Female Diva. You only brought one companion to the cougar country club however, your oldest cat, Aretha Franklemittens.
Aretha unfortunately has ovarian cancer so you’ve decided to bring her along so she can live a little before she dies…fairly soon.
